cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/1045725
Sam Altman's home targeted in second attack
https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/
https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/1045725
49 Comments
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 118 pts · 136d
Maybe it'll become a thing like the Breaking Bad pizza house. Tourists will visit Altman's house to re-enact the original molotov incident.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 136d
Nice dream <3
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 136d
A wise man once said to me, "just do it, don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow, so just do it."
Quokka@quokk.au · 13 pts · 136d
Sadly that man turned out to be a disgusting homophobe who assaults gay men while screaming slurs at them.
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 136d
Doesn't mean the words aren't true
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 136d
afaik he apologized for that in his channel 5 interview and seemed really genuine when talking about his issues that lead to that
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 136d
My favorite quote of his is "yo check out this ladybug" while talking about what keeps him motivated after his marriage failed
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
There's a Nike ad in there some where
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 136d
What if they coordinated and all did it at the same time, from different angles, to get better coverage?
Dionysus@leminal.space · 45 pts · 136d
Eventually they'll get it right.
bender223@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 136d
oh shit, is he gonna get luigi'd 😮
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 136d
Promise?
ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 136d
Why y'all keep defaming that innocent man with accusations of wrongdoing?
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 136d
Even if he did it, there was no wrongdoing there
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 136d
Remember folks, JURY NULLIFICATION.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 136d
They should at least Milton his house as a start.
lona91@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d
One can only hope
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 136d
I'm surprised someone hasn't home built a bomb drone yet and then open sourced the design to let others do it. It can't be that hard to 3d print some parts and put something together. Cheap drones could really be the equalizer that the people use.
frongt@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 136d
https://github.com/novatic14/MANPADS-System-Launcher-and-Rocket
If you want a quadcopter type drone, just get one with a toggleable light, and wire the light switch to a motor that pulls the pin and drops a grenade. That's how they do it in Ukraine.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
I think a flying wing could carry a better payload. A grenade isn't going to do much against a house.
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 136d
Our houses are made of paper and shattered dreams. A grenade would fuck a modern American house wherever it went off.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 136d
Not houses of the wealthy.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 136d
I have seen how the wealthy build their homes. I have seen mobile homes built with more integrity and higher quality materials.
new homes in general are fucking trash, but they will literally frame out a structural interior wall on 24in centers. that means a stud every 2 feet instead of 16 inches. all that holding up 4 tons of sheetrock, plaster, two floors, a roof, and all your shitty ikea furniture. that shit may fly in some regions, but not in my house.
I've seen rich people fake out a LVL with a couple 2x10s and drywall over it to make it look "bigger". because the cost of a LVL was a couple thousand more.
I've seen rich people cut through their floor joists to install the drain to their indoor sauna.
rich =/= intelligent
rich white people have no fucking clue how to build or care for a home.
I always laugh when I see all these celebrity homes selling for millions when I know it's hot glued and scotch taped together.
I'll share my personal experience even, my own home. in a very wealthy historical neighborhood. the last three owners were
all wealthy and highly educated people.
there was a leak in the roof, that was growing mold in the walls from the 3rd floor to the basement. it was flooding the basement. When I found it, I immediately started tearing the wall down. on that corner of the wall I found 3 layers of wall paper, and dozens DOZENS of layers of paint.
in almost 70 years, not one owner until I came along fixed the issue.
you know what the issue was?
the downspout was too small. the backup caused the trough gutters to overfill and spill under the slate roof and into the wall.
don't get me wrong, I love my home. it's over 100 years old, but rich fucks don't know how to take care of anything but their money.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 136d
If you've seen elon build his dumbtruck or that other dickhead make an imploding pleasure craft, you might think twice about that
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
Imagine going down in history as 'that dickhead who made an imploding pleasure craft'.
frongt@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 136d
A typical hand grenade is anti-personnel. It works through blast pressure and fragmentation. It doesn't do much damage to structures.
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
You ever fart hard near drywall?
frongt@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 136d
Often.
chocrates@piefed.world · 1 pts · 136d
Grenades throw fragments though. Sure it would cut through the dry wall, but I'm not sure if the explosion would cause a fire
andxz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
That's what incendiary grenades are for. You could even get creative and mix together some napalm for poetic justice.
In theory, of course.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
Depends on how you define damage. Structural damage? Probably not much. None of the frag is big enough to compromise anything load supporting. The blast pressure isn't that much of an issue either, it will get absorbed by the drywall and released by windows. Financial damage though? You're looking at replacing flooring, fixtures, walls, windows, and an inspection (and possible replacement) of electrical, gas, and plumbing systems.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d
I think you're over estimating the amount of damage a fresh grenade would do. You're likely only hitting the outside of the house. That's probably just some siding and some window damage.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 136d
You would not want innocent casualties, thats what governments do.
null@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 136d
Well, it's California. All you really gotta do is ignite something.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 136d
I like this trend.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 136d
Saw this yesterday when visiting NYC.
Just a couple blocks from Times Square.
Thought it was just another AI ad, but did a doubletake and it certainly seems quite the opposite.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 136d
we should really keep his home address at 950 Lombard St, San Francisco, CA 94133 a secret.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 136d
Let's also preemptively protect the Uber CEO at 3090 Pacific Ave, San Francisco. He's a real gem.
jtrek@startrek.website · 13 pts · 136d
Cool, but doesn't seem like a serious threat
null@lemmy.org · 12 pts · 136d
The birth of a new tourist destination.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
It already is a tourist destination.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lombard_Street_(San_Francisco)
gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 136d
Perhaps the universe is trying to tell him something.
Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 136d
A Molly a day keeps the bad habits away?
Unless Molly refers to MDMA
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 136d
A Molly a day makes the seretonin go away?
systemglitch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 136d
More acts of heroism please.
wampus@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 136d
I've often been surprised that there hasn't been more of this sort of thing, with the wealth inequalities so glaring. Like homeless/downtrodden people get disruptive, but they seem to mostly just inconvenience the slightly less poor people most often -- occupying public parks for tent encampments etc. Those tent encampments are often frowned on because they usually have higher rates of violence and criminal elements, which impacts the slightly less poor neighbours of those public parks. That sort of energy would seem much more effective directed elsewhere.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
Perhaps the driver saw someone trying to break in and shot at him to help protect Altman. Good guy with a gun an' all that ...
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 136d
Why though
zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 136d
he is a crip and lately he has been dropping crazy disses on the local bloods