“I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was 'T H I S B I G', and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”
That looks like triplets. Could he be a she? We should start sex testing leaders of state to ensure they actually have a penis. I hear Magyar has already submitted his video evidence.
15 Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 149d
Don't forget the most important one:
> Loses to an opponent whose surname is literally "Magyar"
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 22 pts · 149d
K but what does it mean?
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 149d
"Hungarian"
halfapage@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 149d
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 149d
Okay but the guy he lost to is named Pete Hungarian.
Jiral@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 149d
You surely meant to say Hungry Pete, right?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 149d
All he needs now is a huge moustache and an army of animal cyborgs to catch that hedgehog.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 149d
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
“I’ve come to make an announcement: the EU is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right: they took their Brussels fucking bureaucratic dick out, and they pissed on my fucking wife. And they said their dick was 'T H I S B I G', and I said ‘That’s disgusting!’ So I’m making a callout post on my kormany dot hu: European Union, you got a small dick. It’s the size of Andorra except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! PWOOOOOSH [cut to the Austria-Hungary 1914 borders]”
Jiral@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 149d
That's all oddly specific.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
I thought it up while I was peeing in a Hot Topic.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 149d
He puts Randy Bobandy to shame with that gut
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
11 months pregnant.
webp@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 149d
Thats where he stores corruption
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 149d
That looks like triplets. Could he be a she? We should start sex testing leaders of state to ensure they actually have a penis. I hear Magyar has already submitted his video evidence.
trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 148d
I guess after stealing everything he could
carryeat, the old cleptocrat was ready to retire.