What would happen if I accidentally leave a block of Munster out on the counter all night? (Specifically Munster, I'm not asking about any other kind of cheese.)

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kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 132d

It's a high performance athlete. Athletes sweat.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 132d

It'll end up under your bed

Zomg@piefed.world · 4 pts · 132d

Mouse in the house :^)

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 131d (2 replies)

It will summon the mouse king

Aeao@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Mouse kings are horrible to look at lol

Nvm I’m thinking of rat kings

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 131d

I don't imagine a twisted mass of mouse corpses with their tails all knotted together would be any more pleasant to look at than a rat king.

Aeao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d

It becomes a monster. It’s right there in the Munster . It’s like a a surgeon called Dr. Acula .

Monsters of all sorts are required to hint that they a monsters. It’s the law.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 131d