[Shitpost] Offering my services

I'm offering my engineering services for $50/hour. I got my degree at Mars University, graduated year 2069.

19 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world

8 Comments

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 133d (5 replies)

Needs more LEDs that are controlled by a 300MB electron application with user accounts and AI enablement. Don't forget the mobile app.

emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 4 pts · 133d (3 replies)

Way ahead of you. Investors are interested and I just received a mail from Gougle, saying that if I can just help one of their main clients, a Nigerian prince, out of monetary predicament, they'll sign a billion dollar contract for mass production of this thing. They'll even throw in some candy bars, they said.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Just make sure nothing works if the user doesn't have an internet connection and won't let you snoop on all their data

emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 1 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Ah, there a biometric sensor on the side which is needed for bootup and it sends the scanned fingerprint to the NSA. I'm currently working on a retina scanner and have future plans for breath print scanner too. Just need to work out the code base first.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d

That's the spirit!

otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d

How else would I change my PCs LED color while I’m touring abroad?

Auster@thebrainbin.org · 6 pts · 133d

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 133d

Looks more functional and stable than my cardbord solution!