Whoever first combined honey and mustard mustve had an experience like the discovery of LSD

A fanciful bike ride, the universe in harmony as one of its treasures is unlocked

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21 Comments

bearboiblake@pawb.social · 50 pts · 128d (6 replies)

I can only assume you haven't tried LSD

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 128d (5 replies)

Only a couple hundred times. But that’s just how much i love honey mustard. Now im shower thinking about honey mustard fractals

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Honey Mustard Fractals would be a great name for a Trance-step record

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 125d

Oh sweeeet, didn't know we had one of these yet

bearboiblake@pawb.social · 5 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Tripping on acid and eating honey mustard. This post now makes a lot more sense! Upvoted <3

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d

The thought of this is making my brain writhe around and scream in ecstatic agony.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 128d (4 replies)

Unless they didnt like the taste 🤣

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 128d (3 replies)

Nobody who disliked mustard on its own would try it mixed with something else, everyone loves honey it's sweet, ergo the first person who combined them definitely had this experience.

riot@fedia.io · 5 pts · 128d

Chiming in as someone who doesn't like honey on its own. The texture and its, to me, overtly sweet taste, makes me recoil. But I do like it mixed with other things! So I would've been one of the people going, "Maybe this mustard can fix this honey?" Hahaha.

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 128d (1 reply)

I don't care for honey.

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 127d

That's not possible, literally everyone loves honey it's sweet

zeet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Given that people in the past used both honey and mustard in poultices, there is a non-zero chance that someone discovered this particular combination while inadvertently licking their fingers after treating a gangrenous wound. "Damn, Sir Richard, you'll be losing the leg, but taste this - it's amazing."

riot@fedia.io · 6 pts · 128d

Good morning to you too! Can't wait to dig in to my breakfast now 😭 RIP to Sir Richard. Quite literally, with that leg of his 🫡

30p87@feddit.org · 6 pts · 128d

They... panicked and sped home with their bicycle?

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d

Come on papa, your end is the means

Don't trade your love and goodness for the golden machine

You run for the money

You don't even know about wild mountain honey

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 127d

Imagine if you mixed LSD into honey mustard. Your nuggies would whisper dark secrets to you as you ate them.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 125d

Hahahaha, honestly god tier condiment. This just made me realize that I currently have chicken in my fridge and no honey mustard and now I feel like a chump lol

z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 127d (2 replies)

Must have been some Mad Honey.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 127d

Ooo i gotta try that

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 125d

I've been wanting to get my hands on that like forever