That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.
Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.
What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die
Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.
Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.
At some point, he thought this would make everything better. He thought: "Yeah, that's a good idea, I'll do that." This is a prime example of how his brain simply doesn't work.
Y'know, silver lining, at least this is the extent they're currently using AI for. Shitposts. I was much more concerned they'd release believable deep fakes of political opponents saying things they didn't say.
Not that there aren't people making that stuff, just nothing from an official Whitehouse account.
now now. don't be sad. they just don't understand how I abdicated specifically to you. they are blind now but with enough ice they will learn their lesson.
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tramdan@piefed.social · 100 pts · 123d
That's a doctor hugging him.
nexguy@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 123d
The all coveted holy hand-job. Nice
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 123d
That's what the holes are for right?
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 123d
Jesus is coming!
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
So am I!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 123d
Fuck
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 55 pts · 123d
Is he getting jacked off?
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 21 pts · 123d
In the one Iran posted to troll him, he's having his head smashed in and tumbles into H-E-doublehockeysticks
oce@jlai.lu · 9 pts · 123d
Took me a while to understand this means "hell".
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 123d
As a former child, welcome to 3rd grade đŸ˜‚
No offense though, it's just one of those rites of passage that seems to be everywhere...until you find out it's not.
Though, maybe it's an English thing? Idk
Flamekebab@piefed.social · 4 pts · 123d
I literally learned it from a Bloodhound Gang song. Never heard anything like it in the UK.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 123d
That may be where it came from around here, I don't know many songs by BHG so I never heard that one. Probably a classmate with an older sibling or something.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
I hated them for being too juvenile/a joke band when I was younger, but as I've gotten older I've found some amusement in their music.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d
Wherever there's trouble, we're there on the double / We're the Bloodhound Gang
I think of it as somehow connected with 3... 2... 1... Contact!
oce@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 122d
Northern American child I guess based on the sport?
Thorry@feddit.org · 7 pts · 123d
The ol' heckeroonies
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 123d
That’s basically what revelations says will happen to him. 1000 years in the lake of fire.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 8 pts · 123d
Always looking for an excuse to post my favorite Bible verse.
What if your kid is drunk and lazy? What to do?
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+21%3A18-21&version=KJV
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 123d
Well that escalated quickly.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 123d
well a rather unpleasant character is said to have written it
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 123d
He's getting the holy hand-job. Releasing the holy spirit.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 5 pts · 123d
Look at the thumb-finger thing Jesus has in the original image. Not only is it AI generated, but Jesus would need three hands to be doing that.
Look at the drooped shoulders of Trump and the slight inward angle of his stance, Trump is jacking off Jesus my guy, and Donny is absolutely loving it.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 123d
Well, we all know Jesus was well hung
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 5 pts · 123d
spreads arms
Hung like this
Janx@piefed.social · 3 pts · 123d
By a doctor, apparently!
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
It's a medicinal hand job. He was probably hysterical.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 123d
With the stress of his job if he wants a heavenly handjob every once in a while I say it's the taxpayer's job to pay for that.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 123d
Trump would put Jesus back on the cross in a heartbeat.
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 123d
A brown skinned middle eastern socialist, this so-called Jesus is already tied up and shipped to CECOT.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 123d
Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
Shhhhhhh its just me Casper Jesus
NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 123d
At some point, he thought this would make everything better. He thought: "Yeah, that's a good idea, I'll do that." This is a prime example of how his brain simply doesn't work.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 123d
Trump would execute Jesus for being antifa socialist for sure
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 123d
He does it for the attention, as he knows it will get press coverage. Narcissists crave attention.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 123d
he must be pretty desperate if the epstein files are getting more attention as of late.
rangber@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 123d
Iran's response allegedly.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 123d
The saddest part is this will work because those maga guys are all fighting over one brain cell.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d
Y'know, silver lining, at least this is the extent they're currently using AI for. Shitposts. I was much more concerned they'd release believable deep fakes of political opponents saying things they didn't say.
Not that there aren't people making that stuff, just nothing from an official Whitehouse account.
Perky@fedia.io · 7 pts · 123d
They've dabbled in AI deepfakes, just not very effectively.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
Oh yeah... I remember that. I'm also sure they retweet fake posts too.
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d
That Jesus guy is effin tall! Did he play basketball?
elbucho@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
I'm sure that posting a picture of himself getting felt up by
Jesusa doctor is going to go over great.oce@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 123d
The horsemen of the apocalypse are funnier than I expected. At least we are getting a good laugh before dying in terrible suffering.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
1/3 of Americans, "Ah, now, that's more like it."
username_1@programming.dev · 3 pts · 123d
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 2 pts · 123d
Daddy Trump will always see you as a failure Donnie.
maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 123d
Doctor 1: Do you concur?
Doctor 2: I concurrrerbeghele
HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d
now now. don't be sad. they just don't understand how I abdicated specifically to you. they are blind now but with enough ice they will learn their lesson.
TwinTitans@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
Hey, that’s my doctor giving him a hug!