Manwich needs to go away. Not because of the name, but because it tastes like ketchup that was microwaved in a Ziploc bag till they both melted into one substance.
Circus peanuts are delicious, and have possibly the funniest nutrition facts of all time.
One serving is 4 circus peanuts, which weighs 32 g...
...and the sugar content is 27 g per serving, approximately 84% of the total weight.
The only ingredients are sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, pectin, artificial flavor, yellow 6, yellow 5, and red 40. In essence, it's just a wad of thickened sugar with a little bit of sweetener and orange food coloring added.
Yeah, it it just me or does Manwich sound like it's a sandwich made out of men? I figured conservatives would want to change the name as to not give any angry housewives ideas...
13 Comments
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 2y
Manwich needs to go away. Not because of the name, but because it tastes like ketchup that was microwaved in a Ziploc bag till they both melted into one substance.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Oddly enough, I’m pretty sure that’s how circus peanuts are also made.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
Circus peanuts are delicious, and have possibly the funniest nutrition facts of all time.
One serving is 4 circus peanuts, which weighs 32 g...
...and the sugar content is 27 g per serving, approximately 84% of the total weight.
The only ingredients are sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, pectin, artificial flavor, yellow 6, yellow 5, and red 40. In essence, it's just a wad of thickened sugar with a little bit of sweetener and orange food coloring added.
Doug@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
You've already lost me
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Aw man I love manwich.
oldGregg@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
My manwich!
Astroturfed@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Manufactured outrage is their whole schtick.
Rilichu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You mean genderneutralufactured outrage
Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Gender neutral meat sauce is a better name honestly.
Pandantic@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, it it just me or does Manwich sound like it's a sandwich made out of men? I figured conservatives would want to change the name as to not give any angry housewives ideas...
HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I would buy the gender neutral meat sauce if I saw it in the store
Master@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What about the manicotti!
Narrrz@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
now with added conservative tears!