"Recent statements by the pope give conclusive proof that the Vatican is two weeks away from acquiring nuclear weapons"

Damn near ate the onion.

A most needed upgrade to the hand grenade of antioch

Pls Leo don't leave us hangin

Most powerful military in the world threatens the smallest state in the world with the intent to send a shiver down the spine of other nations what really happens everybody laughs at Washington DC.

I did find it odd when the pope tweeted "It's up to God to judge the world, it's up to me to send us to him." But I'm sure it's nothing.