I can't drive 55

(TikTok screenshot)

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24 Comments

jontree255@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 114d

officermike@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 114d (4 replies)

my Maserati does one eighty five

~Joe Walsh

thal3s@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 114d (2 replies)

I lost my license, now I can’t drive.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I got a limo, ride in the back

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d

Lock the doors in case I'm attacked...

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 114d

Amusingly, this is a very laid back, slow tempo song, lol.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There's a voice in my head that drives my heel...

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 3 pts · 114d

When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all

Bratosch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 114d (2 replies)

"WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD YYEEEAAAHHHH" DOO DOO DOO DO DO DODODODODO DOOO

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 114d

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 114d

DO DO NA NA NYAH NYAH NYAAHHH

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d

One million miles an hour fast sleep by the Rx Bandits comes to mind

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 114d

A few years back, I may or may not have overtaken a ~202X Mustang who decided to cut off and brake check me, in a 2014 Prius C, and maintained that lead for 10 miles, till I lost sight of him and was at my exit, after switching to Highway Star.

LecternCistern@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 114d (1 reply)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 114d

Lmao

AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

GOIN AHUNRED IN A FIFTY FIVE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL ALIVE

bibbasa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 114d

deja vu~

dvlsg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

That new Archspire album is gonna be a problem

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

Looks like bad compression or AI too :/

TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 110d

Your honor I was listening to free bird...

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 114d

Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something's odd… Feel like I'm God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!

everett@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 114d

⅗ of a Mile in 10 Seconds

heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d

It's whatever doesn't make the person behind you tailgate you, plus twelve.

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d