JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/jd-vance-wondering-if-hes-proved-his-loyalty-enough-to-be-allowed-to-have-sex-with-oval-office-couch/

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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d

The onion? You mean this isn't real?

better_than_god@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 128d

If you dont think hes had his way with all the couches in the whitehouse already, i've got some news for you

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Where did this meme originate??

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d

On July 15 2024 shortly after former President Donald Trump announced Sen. JD Vance would be joining his ticket, the X user @rickrudescalves posted a joke: "can't say for sure but he might be the first vp pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an Inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (vance, hillbilly elegy, pp. 179-181)."

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 128d

DW I found it

Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 127d

Classic onion, trolling us with factual news