The FBI Director Is MIA

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/

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ArgentRaven@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Sounds like he's drinking himself into a stupor, missing the next day as he recovers, and fears being fired.

Definitely the actions of someone with nothing to hide and a clear conscience!

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d

Goddamn it, now I know I have something in common with Kash Patel

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 107d (3 replies)

Let's hope KIA

Tm12@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 107d

Died from a hunger strike from not having the right women’s jacket

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

Driving a Kia soul doesn't actually entitle one to a soul.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

Can we prosecute his corpse? Because we need to prosecute. Habeus Corpus!

mech@feddit.org · 28 pts · 107d (2 replies)

This guy?

0ndead@infosec.pub · 13 pts · 107d

What a fucking clown

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 107d

Ugandas finest! /s

aramis87@fedia.io · 23 pts · 107d
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d

If he's missing how is he threatening to sue?

vegeta@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 107d

Beer is a dish best guzzled cold.

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 107d

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

ScrumpyDumpleskin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 107d

Has anyone check wafflehouse?

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 7 pts · 107d

Glug glug glug

anugeshtu@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 107d
lexiw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

I bet the Iranian hack only released non compromising material as a way to scare/extort him and now he is on edge.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 106d

Hopefully they'll find him in a few days rotting in the trumk of a car in an airport parking lot.

Localhorst86@feddit.org · 3 pts · 106d

"They can't fire me, if they can't find me."

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 106d

I wonder if ICE disappeared him.