Glad that's sorted out

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 140d (1 reply)

A likely story. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that whore didn't actually steal those lemons.

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 140d

Oh no she absolutely stole those lemons.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 140d (8 replies)

Wait...hold on.

So you're telling me that when Hailey and Roger have sex, you see Roger, full grey skin, but then you see the penis, and it's either a black penis, or more of a peach color.

Either way, it's not grey.

That sounds like it would really break the immersion.

Overspark@piefed.social · 17 pts · 140d (2 replies)

Maybe they covered the penis in grey makeup?

4am@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 140d (1 reply)

…do they make a waterproof gray??

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 140d

The guy tattooed his dick grey, that's how dedicated he was.

UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 140d

You ever hear the term red rocket? It's not implausible for the alien to have a different colored dick

socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 140d

The biggest secret in porn is how often they are using hyper realistic stunt dildos

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

Pink Rocket?

jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 140d (1 reply)

I think homestucks figured out how to prevent this ages ago

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d

They’re called homesteaders

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 140d

Thanks for clearing this up.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 140d

I havent seen this, nor do I want to, but if it goes down in full costume I got mad respect for that lady. I couldnt do it.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d

This is extremely disappointing. It really seems like we can't trust anyone these days.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

Getting vintage ET porn parody vibes.