When your partner asks where you learned that

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41479871

Help the horny posters got to me

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The "expanding brain" meme:

Small brain: watching porn

Normal brain: reading guides online

Big brain: being in a relationship

Enlightened brain: (a picture of the iconic ThinkPad trackpoint)

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thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 139d

It suckers that most laptops no longer come with a clit-mouse, they were so handy

_druid@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 139d

Eventually, you'll lick the letters clean off the buttons.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 139d

but we need to find it first

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 139d

The GHB-spot

valen@piefed.social · 3 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Come on, it's not that hard to find. How hard is Front and Center?

RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org · 2 pts · 137d

It's usually off to the left. Even in this screenshot it's between G, H and B, which is to the left in the letter part alone, even if not taking into account the numpad.

The most centered on the keyboard in front of me would be between K, M and comma.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 137d

I think I knew it was a clit mouse before I was looking on the internet for porn. IBM laptops were well respected and highly available on the secondhand market - I got my university machine from an excess (obsolete) business equipment auction for something like fifty bucks and looking up the machine on Usenet introduced me to the term