This reminds me of a joke I first heard when W. Bush was president:
In a traffic jam, a group of people go from car to car and say: Some terrorists kidnapped the president and said, they will douse him with gasoline and put him on fire if they don't get a million dollars. So we are collecting donations. – Ok, so how much do people tend to give? – About a gallon or two.
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 137d
The White House, ten minutes later…
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 137d
I'm starting a gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time.
If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 19 pts · 137d
The President is a Bad Dude. And not in the slang way that means good.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 137d
Trump: I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!
Ninja: He just fucking shit his pants. It smells like rotten ketchup, we gotta get outta here!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 136d
Oh no! Now he's smearing it out over his face!
db2@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 137d
They'll never get the smell out of their clothes.
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 137d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 136d
https://deathgenerator.com/#gallery
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 137d
Good dudes
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 6 pts · 137d
Are you a bad enough dude to just walk away and let them keep him?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 136d
Based Dudes
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 136d
This reminds me of a joke I first heard when W. Bush was president:
In a traffic jam, a group of people go from car to car and say: Some terrorists kidnapped the president and said, they will douse him with gasoline and put him on fire if they don't get a million dollars. So we are collecting donations. – Ok, so how much do people tend to give? – About a gallon or two.
Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 136d
This isn’t based on the news cycle isn’t it?
Disappoint.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 136d
Japan's government loves fascism, they're not gonna be sending over any ninjas to abduct him.