RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon’ in New York, new book reveals

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/rfk-jr-road-kill-raccoon-new-book

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Raglesnarf@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 117d (2 replies)

c'mon guys, we were all 47 once. give the guy a break

shweddy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 117d

We is too many peiple

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 117d

I haven't been 47 yet. In fact, like half the world's population is under 30

grte@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 117d (10 replies)

What the fuck is with this guy and roadkill?

blattrules@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 117d (4 replies)

Serial killer behavior. I’m convinced we’ll see a Jinx documentary about him in like ten years.

partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Didn’t Jeffery start with roadkill?

blattrules@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

Yup

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 6 pts · 117d (1 reply)

He was the reason his ex wife killed herself

blattrules@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 116d

Her death also seems to be at least a little suspicious from what I read.

Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 117d (1 reply)

He didn't want the parasite in his brain to be lonely

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 117d

Must be crowded there by.now.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 117d

He's a narcissist. That's like a psychopath but worse.

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 117d

Its how Dahmer got started. I'm pretty sure the only reason he isn't currently killing is he has always had the $$$ to not get caught or desperate... yet

TipRing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 117d

He's a junkie.

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 117d (1 reply)

things are bleak af but if we survive this, the books that historians write about this administration are going to be butt nutters

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 116d

Historians in a thousand years are gonna say the stories have to be exaggerated, because there's no way an administration could be so full of people who are that crazy. Just like Caligula...

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 117d (1 reply)

anon6789@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 117d

He thinks he is the normal one.

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy wrote in the journal.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 117d

This dude is such a fucking moron. Ignore real science, and then pretend to do your own science on goddamn roadkill

Widdershins@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 117d

He just wanted the baculum to snort drugs with

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 9 pts · 117d

I remember April 16 like it was 6 days ago.

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 117d

The fact anyone takes this guy seriously. We are cooked. He should be locked up in an asylum, or living in a shack in rural Alabama, ranting to his co workers at Walmart about democrat brain worms.

Doug@piefed.social · 8 pts · 117d

My spouse and I still use “the day got away from me” as an excuse for forgetting the stupidest fucking things ever. Like him and his bear carcass or whatever it was he left in Central Park.

This fucking moron should’ve been laughed out of society along with the others, but instead here we are; wearing jeans in saunas.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 117d

This guy is obsessed with roadkill. He always has been. He hung out with carcusses in highschool and college and would keep roadkill in his fridge. Like, many roadkills in his fridge.

__Goblin@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 117d

Man's gotta eat.

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 116d

This is the least bad thing this guy has done. It's really not worth the attention it's getting. It doesn't hurt anyone the way his vaccine skepticism does. I'd rather him be doing some hands on science than getting lost in conspiracy theories.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 117d

To the Icelandic Phallological Museum what people stealing copper out of AC units are to the Museum of Science and Industry.

GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 117d

Why is it that every new thing I hear about this bozo is batshit insane.

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 117d (1 reply)

I don't believe it.

I do not believe he did this, just once.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 117d

Cheryl has a collection.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 117d

Hold on, was he trying to change the rodent's gender? Reminds of when Trump defunded transgenic research because he thought they were making the mice transgender

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 116d

The fuck

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

I mean... Who hasn't cut off road-killed racoon penis.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 116d

Once? I thought he only needed like nine more before he has enough to cure cancer?

shiv@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 116d

I like that he did that. I think it's cool and normal.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 117d

This news is already ancient, as so much new bad and weird shit is happening.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 116d

So he cut off his own dick?

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 116d

I've already read this but the image they used in conjunction with the headline is hilarious

axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 116d

Where is this guy's PR team? Seemingly every other thing he says involves directing roadkill, often the genitals. You'd think there would be someone around to tell him 'normal people dont do that.'

Or at least that if he has to mention mutilating a corpse, to pause and add a dramatic "for science!" Afterward.

"RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon, for science!' in New York? New book revealed' sounds way less psychopathic

kreskin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d

Let he who has not 'cut the penis off a dead animal to study it later' cast the first stone.

santa@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 113d

Did he make it into a personal popsicle?

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 115d

Everyone in this administration is in some way weird and corrupt. Really just a bunch of ghouls.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Why is he pathologically obsessed with roadkill?

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

The brain worm hungers for rotting flesh