Dyson deez nutz NSFW

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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 13 pts · 143d

FYI: "Ball" refers to the spherical, 2-axis articulated part of the hose (not seen in the pic). It's not for cleaning ball pits or after formal parties.

BC_viper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 143d (1 reply)

Suck it up.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 143d

Is that an oz/RFK hybrid?

UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 6 pts · 143d

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 5 pts · 143d (2 replies)

In germany we also got an official name for this: Morbus Kobold

The background behind this is a dissertation from the 1970s, where someone investigated injuries caused by masturbating with vacuum cleaners. A lot of the injuries were kaused by the Brand "Kobold" (or goblin in English), which shaped the term "Morbus Kobold".

Sadly I could not find any English resources about this and the wikipedia article is only available in German.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 143d (1 reply)

Vivaldi translates quite well, though I kinda regret allowing it to this time. It was too early to add this to the things I know now.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 2 pts · 143d

You're welcome

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 143d

No, that's for cleaning the Dyson sphere.

newton@feddit.online · 1 pts · 143d

You bought the wrong device, it's the dyson ball dryer THAT you need