Where were you on the night of February 30th?

I... Was trapped somewhere between time and space. I recall contemplating my life, and how each single seemingly inconsequential event led to this very moment. Maybe I can get back... Maybe not.

what year?

J/K, I won't remember no matter what

You won’t get me that easily Spanish Inquisition.

Committing several murders, officer.

Narnia

As someone posted, what year?

I can tell you in the most minute detail what happened that day in 1986. I even remember what brand of cereal I ate that morning. The scent of cigarette smoke on that early spring morning.

But 1987? No chance. That was nearly 30 years ago, don't be ridiculous.

Null island

Ask your mom

How did you know I have a time machine and went to the far future?