Although as a potential bisexual gf, I don't know if I'd be assigned to someone by the government, or if I'd get my own bisexual gf
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Mamdani really has gone down the wrong rule 😔
Although as a potential bisexual gf, I don't know if I'd be assigned to someone by the government, or if I'd get my own bisexual gf
::: spoiler hmmm (nsfw)
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33 Comments
sillymage@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 106 pts · 115d
The only way this can be done is if everyone becomes a bisexual gf and is then assigned to someone else. And when everyone's a bisexual gf...
...no one will be
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 115d
First I found a bisexual girlfriend
Then I became the bisexual girlfriend.
Checkmate, capitalists.
Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 115d
Our bisexual gf, comrade.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 115d
Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated into the universal bisexual gf polycule.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 115d
That’s not true. We will be sharing, comrade.
lena@gregtech.eu · 8 pts · 114d
I propose we split up NYC into about 2861543 polycules of 3 people, each with one man and two bisexual gfs to solve this conundrum.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 115d
Can't be bisexual if it's all girls
azolus@slrpnk.net · 61 pts · 115d
Smh
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 115d
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 115d
Based on news reports of the event, he didn't say no, he just didn't answer:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/zohran-mamdanis-private-influencer-briefing-rcna240260
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 64 pts · 115d
deus@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 115d
That's it, I'm moving to NYC
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 115d
Live in NYC, where my government issued bi gf? 😞
yakko@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 115d
She's walkin here!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 115d
Because nobody drives in New York. Too much traffic for it.
JordanZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 113d
I don't live in NYC, but I suppose I could if I had somewhere to stay 🤔
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d
Well I am a socialist... I do love a good housing program. Also fostering a pet =D
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 112d
A pet, you say? Do I get a collar?
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d
Unironically one of my favorite things to shop for a partner, especially subtle, public use ones with concealed locks.
Klear@quokk.au · 5 pts · 115d
Just wait for your assignment.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 115d
Now it's become NYB.
RadioEthiopiate@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 115d
I saw the clip. He did say no. Then the dude asking says something like "then why are we here?" and I wholeheartedly agree.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 24 pts · 115d
Mamdani, you were the chosen one!
Gaja0@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 114d
4chan seemingly unironically thought a second Trump term would bring legally mandated gfs. Obviously, take it with a grain of salt, but I sincerely believe in their lack of mental health and stability for it not to just be weird trolling.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 10 pts · 114d
I mean, think of how much lower the production cost must be since you can just make one model sexual that you can use for multiple applications.
The people in accounting will be so proud!
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 8 pts · 115d
BarberBisexual Girlfriend ParadoxSuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 112d
Well obviously there's a second barber
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 115d
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 114d
He fell off 😔
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 113d
Some New Yorkers must make do with straight or gay girlfriends due to supply issues
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 115d
Wtf, why did I vote for this guy then??
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 113d
Yes, he certainly has. Clown.
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 113d
"Yes Benjamin Netanyahu, I will publicly throw my Palestinian wife to your hungry lions for your money"