Alleged Gunman Cole Allen's Manifesto Reveals to Spare One Trump Official Leaving Investigators Scrambling for Motive

https://www.latintimes.com/alleged-gunman-cole-allens-manifesto-reveals-spare-one-trump-official-leaving-investigators-596914

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sudo@programming.dev · 31 pts · 111d (1 reply)

'Not Including Mr. Patel': The Exception That Baffled Investigators

Ka$h Patel has absolutely assigned a team to figure out why he was to be spared. Everyone on the team knows its because he's a fucking joke and it would be hilarious to leave him alive but they also know they can't tell that to their boss.

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 111d

There's a sitcom I want to see. A terrorist bombing takes out Trump, Pence, and a bunch of other folks in the line of succession. The highest on the list still alive? Kash Patel. Now the clown has to figure out how to sit in the big chair.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 111d (1 reply)

Well, I guess now we know who hired him.

BC_viper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d

Must have met at a bar

bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 111d (2 replies)

Did... Did he do it naked?

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 111d

I hope so

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 111d

He was wearing the same clothes as the emperor.

bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d

I don't know why everyone is calling Cole Allen's statement a manifesto when it's really a confession and a potential suicide note. People don't apologize in manifestos.

Wrufieotnak@feddit.org · 2 pts · 111d

Can somebody explain the logic here to me?

I will let them guess for a motive

Combined with

I will write the motive down

???

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 111d

Who could ever want to harm mr trump?? I can't possibly think of a motive