Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,
Planning to go to war with the pixies, until some one gives me a mix tape with the pixies on it, then hiding my love for the pixies from my goblin friends, and getting confused when someone tells me the pixies are human
26 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 126d
Fuck that Iām 100% ready to become a little goblin. Imma get down to some goblin type stuff,
Godric@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 126d
Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 126d
Planning to go to war with the pixies, until some one gives me a mix tape with the pixies on it, then hiding my love for the pixies from my goblin friends, and getting confused when someone tells me the pixies are human
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 126d
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
Ooooo stop!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 126d
That's nothing, yesterday I made my wife an omelette.
4am@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 126d
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 126d
How you like them eggs, girrrrl?
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 126d
Damn dog thats cold
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 126d
You usually cook it first instead of eating it off the freezer
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 32 pts · 126d
but what if he's tired of work and wants to be a little goblin for a change?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 20 pts · 126d
Looks like the guy from peglin
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 126d
Where can I find a gf, that would sew me a goblin, post it online, then get accused of turning me into a goblin?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
Fetlife?
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
Brb!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 126d
It's been 4 hours. It must've worked. Op is a goblin now!
Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 124d
Yeah, haha, GOBLIN THAT P-
oop she says she'll put me in a vile, loathsome cage made of Hateful Iron if I finish that sentence >:(
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
What's wrong with potatoes?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 126d
If he gets to ride between boobs it might be a good vacation
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 126d
Statistics say that there is a decent amount of Boyfriends for who this would be an improvement.
bestagon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
I wanna be a little goblin š„ŗ
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 126d
He got better...
rapide@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 126d
Iām laughing my balls of
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 126d
I disagree. Some people do deserve this.
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
ššš
dangrousperson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 126d
Looks like Peglin