Cabbage man can never catch a break

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saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 111d (3 replies)

In before PugJesus drops a ten thousand pound knowledge bomb.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 25 pts · 111d (2 replies)

All I can give for this one is that it's about the Roman city Pompeii, which was famously buried after a volcanic eruption!

The poor cabbage merchant is from the cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender, who always ends up getting his cabbages ruined by the chaos which follows the protagonists around. Wrong place, wrong time, once again. 😔

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d (1 reply)

That "poor cabbage merchant" did alright for himself despite it all, considering that ::: spoiler spoiler


Cabbage Corp had become a major manufacturing conglomerate by the time of The Legend of Korra. :::

Which also means we know he escaped Pompeii due to plot armor, by the way.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 5 pts · 111d

Pliny the Elder nobly rescued him at the cost of his own life🙏

exothermic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 111d (2 replies)

Maybe all the farts from the cabbage eaters angered mount Vesuvius

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 111d (1 reply)

If you think that smelled bad, look at how Roman fish sauce was made.

janus2@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 111d

actually you know what I'm on the volcano's side now

xkbx@startrek.website · 7 pts · 111d (2 replies)

I do love a good roasted cabbage. I wonder what a good lava-roasted cabbage would taste like

bus_factor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 111d (1 reply)

Charcoal, probably.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 111d

there's this place in hawaii that does lava cooked pizza.

i know what lava is made of i really don't recommend eating something cooked over it or near its gasses.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 111d

Garum mentioned, let's gooooo

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 111d (1 reply)

And hookers. Don’t forget the hookers

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 111d

and the blackjack

Town@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 111d

And Florida is known for oranges.