I think she's broken

I think she's perfect.

Just needs a belly rub and some rhetorical questions about who the good dog is, she'll be fine.

I say this about my golden retriever all the time, it's a running gag at our house, although it's more of a "oh no, she dead!"

Dogs are fantastic 😍

Nope. Not broken. Just feeling very safe and contented.

Having a dog sleep like this in your house is an honour. You've done a great job and your pupper is telling you they appreciate it.

Happy girl

The dog is operating as intended