c/shittyasklemmy · by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 118dIf you had a button which would transform you into half human, half cow, would you press it for tax reasons? 24 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 118d
I'd press it for sexual reasons.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 118d
Who cow?
No, hucow
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 118d
Which half?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 118d
The left half is cow, the right half is human.
orc_princess@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 118d
So I keep my dominant hand? Sweet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
That way you don't need to hold the stick in your mouth.
Tangentism@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 118d
What are the tax benefits of being half cow?
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 118d
Sounds painful and certain people would want to eat me so...no