She uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.

... and that's cool. That's cool, I'm saying, she needs money man.

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Blamemeta@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Wtf is this post?

urda@lebowski.social · 39 pts · 2y
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y

It’s your new home.

cacheson@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Her real name is Fawn Knutsen, she ran away from home. Her parents want her back. See. Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. The Knutsens told me I should show her this when I found her.

It's the family farm. It's outside of Moorhead, Minnesota. They think it'll make her homesick.

urda@lebowski.social · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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veroxii@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The story line is ludicrous.

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You can imagine where it goes from here...

marlowe221@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

He fixes the cable?

ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't be ridiculous Jeffrey.

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

F A T U O U S

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm a Brother Seamus!

craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

What is that, an Irish Monk?

abort_christian_babies@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
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starrox@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Far Out, man.

Swim@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Those eyes scream, I'm high as fuck rn!

Plavatos@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's just like, your opinion, man.

Swim@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

arent you captain obvious today

urda@lebowski.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Swim@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 2y

so a beached captain.. sounds about right

veroxii@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I'm here to fix deine cable.

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

A toe dude?

SourSweetChaos@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Sauce?

Ricaz@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's Tara Reid, if that's what you're asking

b000urns@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

*looks whistfully into the distance Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time.. a long time.

unreachable@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Oh, she has had plenty of that. Hollywood and the media cared more about how hard she was falling rather than helping.

Endorkend@kbin.social · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yeah, which happened a lot in those days. Lohan, Spears, Reid, Winehouse, etc, etc. Spuring their spiral on rather than being helpful, like by not plastering it all over the media and making a spectacle out of these people mental health issues.

But that was in the day making a sextape made you famous, so peoples publicists were the ones spurring on this behavior by the press too.

Wanderer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Would making a sextape now not make you famous?

mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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sadreality@kbin.social · -4 pts · 2y
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