eaten a dead frog from a frog jumping contest in California.
sold pet fur in Delaware.
tossed a dwarf in Florida. (honestly wouldn't put it past him to do this when a dwarf gets mixed in with his latest batch of child sex slaves)
sold refrigerated soda and water in a liquor store in Indiana.
sniffed glue with intent in Indiana.
shot a rabbit in a motorized boat in Kansas.
parked in front of a dunkin donuts in Maine.
told someone their future in Maryland. (actually he's done this so it counts as a law he's broken)
cheated on any of his wives while in New York. (he's probably done this multiple times)
laid down or slept with his shoes on in North Dakota.
had sex with anyone he wasn't married to in Virginia (ok knowing him... he's done it hundreds of times... so why the fuck do i have it on this list? idk...)
don't get me wrong... I loathe the slimy rotting orange pedophile... but I'm sure the list of laws he hasn't broken is shorter than the above list.
For the record, "this fraud" is "mortgage fraud," specifically getting a mortgage while claiming more than one primary residence. It's worth clicking through if you want details, but the clickbait headline of the article annoys me. (I lay the blame for this on rawstory, not on OP for faithfully transcribing it.)
The first lender I spoke with when buying a house told me to lie on my application and tell the bank the unliveable property I cosigned on with my brother was my primary residence. She said it would be fine but it wasn't worth taking the risk so I walked. Same thing these folks did except if I had been caught I wouldn't have the $$ to pay fines.
Turns out if you make a rule but don't enforce then the folks who can take advantage of your lack of enforcement will break the law.
I keep imagining a world where if you declare something illegal (when it's not) and you are found to have done it, it amounts to the courts treating it as though it actually is illegal, but just for the accuser. I feel like it would clean up a lot of frivolous lawsuits and political bullies.
It would probably cause a lot more problems though, and likely wouldn't be applied fairly. Like all laws.
Commuting this fraud would disqualify them from office? So perhaps we should impeach them and remove them from office?
Might I also suggest throwing them into a volcano just to be safe?
I feel like we could goad Trump into leaving office by just telling him Obama was better base jumping or something and maybe he’d jump off a cliff on his own.
Commuting this fraud would disqualify them from office? So perhaps we should impeach them and remove them from office?
I reckon that's just the tip of the iceberg of the fraud Trump and his cronies have been guilty of.
I feel like we could goad Trump into leaving office by just telling him Obama was better base jumping or something and maybe he’d jump off a cliff on his own.
29 Comments
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 116 pts · 101d
Every accusation is a confession from this guy.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 101d
Yep. Watching his reaction to a stenographer read a sentence from that shooter's manifesto was instructive.
Remember, he IS a rapist. He was not in any way "vindicated". Just because NY has a narrower definition of rape does not change what he did.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 41 pts · 101d
HAY! That's SERIAL rapist.
Know your presidents.
Adjudicated serial rapist Inmate # P01135809 (Thursday, August 24 2020)
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 101d
He is still at large.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 100d
So very, very large.
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d
So he was the one eating the dogs?
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 100d
WOL
(Woof out loud)
chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 101d
Came here to basically comment this
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 101d
At this point, it'd be easier to count the laws he hasn't broken.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 101d
Do you think he has fucked a porcupine in Florida, because that is a law there.
anon6789@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 101d
If he hasn't yet, I'm sure RFKJr has him covered.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 100d
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 100d
Public intoxication is probably the only one he hasn't done because he's a tea totaler
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 97d
He claims not to drink alcohol, but there's good reason to believe he's on another (or a cocktail of other) psychoactive drugs.
TransNeko@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 100d
has he by any chance:
played dominoes on a sunday in Alabama.
done fake drugs in Arizona.
eaten a dead frog from a frog jumping contest in California.
sold pet fur in Delaware.
tossed a dwarf in Florida. (honestly wouldn't put it past him to do this when a dwarf gets mixed in with his latest batch of child sex slaves)
sold refrigerated soda and water in a liquor store in Indiana.
sniffed glue with intent in Indiana.
shot a rabbit in a motorized boat in Kansas.
parked in front of a dunkin donuts in Maine.
told someone their future in Maryland. (actually he's done this so it counts as a law he's broken)
cheated on any of his wives while in New York. (he's probably done this multiple times)
laid down or slept with his shoes on in North Dakota.
had sex with anyone he wasn't married to in Virginia (ok knowing him... he's done it hundreds of times... so why the fuck do i have it on this list? idk...)
don't get me wrong... I loathe the slimy rotting orange pedophile... but I'm sure the list of laws he hasn't broken is shorter than the above list.
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 100d
For the record, "this fraud" is "mortgage fraud," specifically getting a mortgage while claiming more than one primary residence. It's worth clicking through if you want details, but the clickbait headline of the article annoys me. (I lay the blame for this on rawstory, not on OP for faithfully transcribing it.)
Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
The first lender I spoke with when buying a house told me to lie on my application and tell the bank the unliveable property I cosigned on with my brother was my primary residence. She said it would be fine but it wasn't worth taking the risk so I walked. Same thing these folks did except if I had been caught I wouldn't have the $$ to pay fines.
Turns out if you make a rule but don't enforce then the folks who can take advantage of your lack of enforcement will break the law.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 101d
Personally, I think all the child raping should disqualify him from freedom.
ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 101d
Because of course.
Little_mouse@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 101d
I keep imagining a world where if you declare something illegal (when it's not) and you are found to have done it, it amounts to the courts treating it as though it actually is illegal, but just for the accuser. I feel like it would clean up a lot of frivolous lawsuits and political bullies.
It would probably cause a lot more problems though, and likely wouldn't be applied fairly. Like all laws.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 100d
We should normalise ignoring anything after 'Trump says'.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 100d
Wait, maybe let’s hear him out in this one.
Commuting this fraud would disqualify them from office? So perhaps we should impeach them and remove them from office?
Might I also suggest throwing them into a volcano just to be safe?
I feel like we could goad Trump into leaving office by just telling him Obama was better base jumping or something and maybe he’d jump off a cliff on his own.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 99d
I reckon that's just the tip of the iceberg of the fraud Trump and his cronies have been guilty of.
I like the way you think!
one_old_coder@piefed.social · 5 pts · 101d
Local Lemmy user answers to clickbait with this comment , upvote to see what happened!
DarkDecay@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
Like you need any sort of probe to determine a trump committed fraud. That's literally all that family can do
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 97d
They also do extortion.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 99d
Sickday@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 101d
another headline I'd expect to see on The Onion lmao
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 101d
Nono, he can't have committed fraud. Fraud is when the other guy wins.