Why is the chef magic? Terrible answers only.

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ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 122d (2 replies)

Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 122d (1 reply)

Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?

snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 122d

Sweaty construction worker beanie.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 122d (1 reply)

That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 122d

This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 122d (1 reply)

If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.

In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 121d

Hi Paula Deen!

iMastari@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d

Can actually burn water.

Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 122d

Pact with Satan

stolig@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 122d

He cooks everything with magic mushrooms

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 122d

Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat

Routhinator@startrek.website · 4 pts · 121d

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d

He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 122d

Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 122d

Terrible curse

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 122d

Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,

To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,

A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 122d

Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.

The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 122d

It’s all instant food.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 121d

EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog

CallMeAl@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 122d

Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 121d

Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 122d

He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.

A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 122d

Burns the steaks

username_1@programming.dev · 2 pts · 122d
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Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 122d

He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d

He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.

Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d

If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.

If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 122d (1 reply)

He put his dick in it

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 122d

Mixes everything with his wand

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 118d

chagic mef