If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
29 Comments
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 122d
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 122d
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 122d
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 122d
That was Mrs. Frizzle's next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 122d
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 122d
If you ask "what's in this?" you get no answer. Someone creatively applied "a magician never tells their secrets" to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it's just a fuck ton of butter. That's the secret.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 121d
Hi Paula Deen!
iMastari@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
Can actually burn water.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 122d
Pact with Satan
stolig@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 122d
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 122d
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Routhinator@startrek.website · 4 pts · 121d
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 122d
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 122d
Terrible curse
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 122d
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 122d
Instead of having a Sorcerer Supreme, Some dimensions get a Magic Chef.
The powers are food based, and used to protect our reality from extra dimensional beasts.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 122d
It’s all instant food.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 3 pts · 121d
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dog
CallMeAl@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 122d
Food inspectors and cleaning procedures have vanished right before your eyes!
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 121d
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 122d
He sawed a woman in half with a chainsaw! Now half the time he's cooking pork chops, and the other half.....hmmm anyway. What part did you like?.... I mean from the joke.
A cannibalism expert finds a red nose in a cave....do you guys think this is funny? That's what she said! Its was a woman magician. For this joke. The previous one was a guy.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 122d
Burns the steaks
username_1@programming.dev · 2 pts · 122d
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 122d
He failed his wizard exam and pivoted to cooking. I mean cooking is basically alchemy
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d
If that is a refrigerator then he lives in the compressor pumping Freon.
If that’s an oven, he hides behind the crisper drawer and regulates the temperature for you.
FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 122d
He put his dick in it
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 122d
Mixes everything with his wand
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 118d
chagic mef