c/lemmyshitpost · by UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org · 134dtrue friendship 160 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 134d
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about this picture makes me suspect it’s a stock photo.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 134d
Fact: men can't squeeze all the pee out of their own balls due to anatomical limitations. Have a friend do it for you, they can squeeze more out!
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 134d
Balls. Where pee is stored.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d
Reminded me of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWuPs6jXGtk
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 134d
... and it's today I learned I have no true friend.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
We can be true friends.
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 134d
Sure, but buy me dinner first.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
So true friendships are transactional now? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d
What's your price range for a good dinner?
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 133d
It's not about the price of the dinner, it's about the quality of the company. And the edibleness of the food too.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 134d
The fact that exists as a stock image is hilarious 😅
davidagain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
Jamie says his wife isn't ok with it. What's it gotta do with her? She doesn't have a penis, and she's not allowed in the men's room.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 134d
Mate, this is how I make friends.