Remember that pets are a commitment

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rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 93 pts · 97d (6 replies)

Well it's natural prey is billionaires, so probably actually a net positive for the environment

Poach@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 97d (4 replies)

Well in that case, let's start a breeding program.

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 97d (2 replies)

it's all fun and games until the billionaires run out and it starts seeking the next tier, this will probally be fine for a few tiers but will defo bite us in the ass longterm

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d

Well billionaires are fucking us short and long term, so fuck it, let's take a chance

NedRyerson@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 97d

Won't someone think of the kilionaires? Thousandaires?

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d

Shit, that'll take too long. We gotta get the imports running, pronto

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 97d

But what would happen if all the billionaires ceased to exist? Before long we wouldn't have any corporations left to exploit our labor & pay us less than it costs to survive 😱

triple_entendre@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 97d

BeetleMoses great cartoonist

Etterra@discuss.online · 12 pts · 97d (1 reply)

I'm less worried about the environment than the fact that he somehow managed to grow a stirge to the size of a fucking bison.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 97d

Level 17 wizard.

True Polymorph (9). A drop of mercury, a dollop of gum arabic, and a wisp of smoke. The spell lasts for the duration, or until the target drops to 0 hit points or dies. If you concentrate on this spell for the full duration, the spell lasts until it is dispelled.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d

Lol yeah

Avicenna@programming.dev · 3 pts · 97d

Releasing Byakhees to the wild can indeed cause devastations beyond your comprehension.