My dad taught me that pears are not eaten like apples − that leaves one with a juicy top-middle one can't eat because what one's holding would crumble. Instead, bite the tip off and spit it out, then eat all but the core and what's below it.

Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 122d

I always glue the stem to the ceiling and jump and snarl at it like a rabid coyote

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 122d (1 reply)

I'm pretty grateful that I got to live in the Getty images timeline.

Every now and then you get some unexpected bemusement.

Sometimes when I come across them I like to imagine one of those over the top movie scenes like Austin Powers and someone is shouting whatever would motivate anyone to do whatever is happening.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 122d

I would like to subscribe to your Austin Powers motivational yelling 😁

Watermark710@piefed.social · 4 pts · 123d

I bet she didn't even eat the sticker.

possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 122d

Danmark 💪🏻

glilimith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 120d

No, you're fruit!