c/shittyasklemmy · by sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz · 133d

What happens if a fart is bourne premature?

Canst they be recussitated?

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MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d (1 reply)

I think you may be what happens.

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 133d

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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d

A fart arrives neither early, nor late. They arrive precisely when they mean to. It is your fault for failing to appreciate the farts widom. Never question the widom of a fart, especially in its presence.

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 133d

They weren't premature, they're just trying to get ahead of some shit