The jokes generate themselves.

Are you tired of wrong llm summaries yet? Well too bad cause I just came across my first one in the wild as I have that feature normally turned off.

I am currently learning C and I am not sure the summary feature is doing me any favors.

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squaresinger@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 126d (4 replies)

The other day when asking about the sex ratio of chickens, it told me that fertilized eggs turn into male chickens while unfertilized eggs become female chickens.

Scoopta@programming.dev · 35 pts · 126d (1 reply)

Weirdly and oppositely this is actually how bees reproduce. Fertilized eggs become female, unfertilized become male

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 125d

Parthenogenesis only makes sense if the unfertilized offspring is male. Because that way one female can create males to fertilize her to make females.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 125d

Clearly LLMs are the future, poised to replaced all the jobs, except the jobs of CEOs.

nixfreak@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 125d

lol damn had it wrong all this time.

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 125d (8 replies)

In case you don't know, C is the successor to B (which used imperial variables). There was a planned successor to C called D, which would use all unitless quantities, like they do in Fermi approximations, but it turns out those aren't very good. That's why we have C++ (which supports metric and imperial) instead.

Vittelius@feddit.org · 15 pts · 125d (2 replies)

What do you mean "planned successor"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_(programming_language)

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 125d (1 reply)

That's something else stealing the name. As you can see, the wikipedia page doesn't even mention support for unitless metrics as variable types.

kubica@fedia.io · 1 pts · 125d
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404@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 125d

What? Really? I though that's what the strong C metric/imperial (strcmp) function was for

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 125d (3 replies)

What do you mean by "imperial" variables I've never heard of this

fonix232@fedia.io · 9 pts · 125d

Whenever you compile them, they play the Imperial March

Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 125d (1 reply)

It is by contrast of non imperial variables.

zerofk@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 125d

Experial variables, they’re called.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 54 pts · 126d

img

Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 125d (2 replies)

“Copilot is for entertainment purposes only”

entwine@programming.dev · 4 pts · 125d (1 reply)

AI is the most successful media franchise in human history

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 125d

At -1b $ profit?

ch00f@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 126d (2 replies)

so 1b is 1 butt or approximately 481l.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 26 pts · 125d (1 reply)

"The butt is an obsolete English measure of liquid volume equalling two hogsheads"

that puts things in context

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 125d

The butt is an obsolete English measure

Not for long

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 125d

0x1 is a hug and a kiss for 1, the loneliest number

raman_klogius@ani.social · 28 pts · 126d (2 replies)

Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore AI = making shit up ✨

elvith@feddit.org · 18 pts · 126d (1 reply)

Magic = making shit up
AI = magic sparkle ✨
Therefore
AI = making shit sparkle up ✨

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d

making shit up sparkle ✨

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 126d (7 replies)

Litre... lmao

trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 126d

A bucket of bytes. 🙃

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 126d (5 replies)

Yeah? Perfectly normal unit.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 126d (3 replies)

Idk it just doesn't seem to fit in nicely with char, int, float, and double.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 126d

I hate having a pint overflow error. It goes everywhere, and then you have no pint.

MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 13 pts · 125d

Well you need something for your floats to float in, don't you? And thats measured in litres of course

Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 126d

Those are types, not units

cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 125d

Numbat has them

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 20 pts · 125d

I'd love to write the actual explanation here, but it's a long one.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 125d

I was asked to get the AI to create documentation for an application. I may just do that for the ha-Ha's.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 125d (3 replies)

How much is 1 in chicken?

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 125d

A henway.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 125d

In American units, 1 foot.

Or perhaps I misremembered, maybe it was just 1 toe?

SunshineJogger@feddit.org · 4 pts · 125d

If I had at least a centimeter of time I could explain. Alas, I have only three kilos.

Hisse@programming.dev · 5 pts · 123d (1 reply)

You should have pressed a thumbs up to confuse it

vogi@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

thought the same thing afterwards :( too late now.