Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Always make me laugh.
Second place is when the cop beans his mug off The Dude's face.
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.
37 Comments
zeppo@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
teuast@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
I use this one frequently. That and "you're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
That's mine too. The dudiest way to diffuse the situation lol
books@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My go to.
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 2y
“Shut the fuck up Donnie. You’re out of your element.”
Gordon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie
Whisp@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
handofdumb@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
I dunno my favorite, but my most used in daily conversation is…
“Careful, man - there’s a beverage here!”
urda@lebowski.social · 3 pts · 2y
urda@lebowski.social · 21 pts · 2y
coolkicks@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
“I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man.”
He’s not wrong.
jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social · 14 pts · 2y
It really brought the whole room together
urda@lebowski.social · 3 pts · 2y
tram1@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Fuck, the "Did it not" is so good as well!
DryToast@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
You're being very undude, dude
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Calmer than you are.
tiggidyty@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I love how the dude uses phrases that he picks up earlier in the film.
"This aggression will not stand"
"You mean, coitus?"
There are a bunch more but those 2 immediately spring to mind.
teft@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
"in the parlance of our time" gets a repeat. The Dude never actually has an original thought except once: when he says that Bunny kidnapped herself.
magicalman315@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"Johnson?"
urda@lebowski.social · 1 pts · 2y
WintLizard@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y
"Look, nothing is fucked, here, man."
"Nothing is fucked? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!"
urda@lebowski.social · 2 pts · 2y
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Also:
One more:
teft@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
Always make me laugh.
Second place is when the cop beans his mug off The Dude's face.
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ow! Fucking fascist!
urda@lebowski.social · 3 pts · 2y
karlhungus@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Too many to choose a favourite off the top of my head:
urda@lebowski.social · 3 pts · 2y
tram1@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
If I spoke English I would use special lady and lady friend all the time!!!
JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I am the walrus?
urda@lebowski.social · 5 pts · 2y
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
about that
Whisp@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
later in the same dialogue, Walter refers to him as the Chinaman again 😆
ikiru@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Nihilists? Fuck me... Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Rottcodd@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
"He fixes the cable?"
urda@lebowski.social · 8 pts · 2y
elseif@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
This is what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps.
Or something sounding like that. Something similar.
qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
New shit has come to light!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Calmer than you are
nullPointer@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
"I'm finishing my coffee"
tram1@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
-You know, he's got emotional problems, man.
-You mean... beyond pacifism?
-He's fragile. Very fragile.
-Huh... I did not know that.
tram1@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
Also:
-Are these guys gonna hurt us Walter?
-No Donny, these men are cowards.
tram1@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Last one:
Oh man, my thinking about this case had become very uptight.
Crul@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
"Obviously, you're not a golfer"
"It's down there somewhere, let me take another look"
rustydomino@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus."