That's because everything that's not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .
At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.
Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they're more likely to kill me when I'm on land benefits I'm not fucking getting in any water with them in it.
Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)
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klugerama@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 89d
It's a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.
It's more disturbing that they would try.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh
klugerama@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
heard in David Attenborough's voice
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d
has... has anyone told the Floriduhs or the Australiens about the terrible tale of the humsters?
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 89d
The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
how know if pergante
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 89d
How is emu formed
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 10 pts · 89d
What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 89d
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 89d
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
Some roos will kick your ass without predatory interest, just for shits and giggles.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 89d
Large herbivores murder for fun.
LongLive@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d
The Emu may be responsible for that /j
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d
That's because everything that's not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .
At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 89d
That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.
one Wikipedia article later
Well that is terrifying.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 89d
Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they're more likely to kill me when I'm on land benefits I'm not fucking getting in any water with them in it.
Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)
redsand@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 89d
Because the small predator builds are way more dangerous. Fuckin box jellies and spiders man
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d
Not any more.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 9 pts · 89d
I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 89d
Florida man dies to animals usually by doing something stupid. The emus stared down machine guns and still emerged victorious
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d
Florida man is literally president.
My money is on the Australian animals all day, every day.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d
Do you want Tyranids?...because this is how you get Tyranids.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 3 pts · 89d
GW reference under the AOS picture. 👌
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d
They would be unstoppable
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 89d
https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/psgsee/both_equally_tremendous_forces_whish_side_will/
pigup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d
florida man will stick his peninsula anywhere no hesitation
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d
Drop Bear sweap
jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 89d
Oh no