Would they really?

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klugerama@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 89d (3 replies)

It's a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.

It's more disturbing that they would try.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d (2 replies)

Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh

klugerama@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d

heard in David Attenborough's voice

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d

has... has anyone told the Floriduhs or the Australiens about the terrible tale of the humsters?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 89d (2 replies)

The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d (1 reply)

how know if pergante

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 89d

How is emu formed

UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 10 pts · 89d (10 replies)

What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 89d (1 reply)

maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 89d

raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Some roos will kick your ass without predatory interest, just for shits and giggles.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 89d

Large herbivores murder for fun.

LongLive@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d

The Emu may be responsible for that /j

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d (1 reply)

That's because everything that's not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .

At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 89d

shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you

That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.

one Wikipedia article later

Well that is terrifying.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 89d

Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they're more likely to kill me when I'm on land benefits I'm not fucking getting in any water with them in it.

Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)

redsand@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 89d

Because the small predator builds are way more dangerous. Fuckin box jellies and spiders man

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d

Not any more.

bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 9 pts · 89d (1 reply)

I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 89d

Florida man dies to animals usually by doing something stupid. The emus stared down machine guns and still emerged victorious

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d

Florida man is literally president.

My money is on the Australian animals all day, every day.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Do you want Tyranids?...because this is how you get Tyranids.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 3 pts · 89d

GW reference under the AOS picture. 👌

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d

They would be unstoppable

radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 89d
pigup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d

florida man will stick his peninsula anywhere no hesitation

AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d

Drop Bear sweap

jankforlife@lemmy.ml · -3 pts · 89d

Oh no