Lmao, you're average yogurt
Wow I discovered I am a human equivalent of a yogurt! Just don't throw me away after :p
Time to scoop your insides out with a spoon
I hadn't thought about that ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
that sounds hotter than it should
Who doesn’t? *exhales sadly*
(never tried if getting topped really works for me, but I like the thought of taking a closer look at someperson’s bedsheets)
Doms
And we are glad they exist. (Even though I don’t think topping is inherintly dom)
This is such a cute message
It's what I want but not what everyone else wants for/from me
the curse of having a very large penis. everyone wants to play with it, but no one considers if I want to play with it...
god so much this.
the real worst part is when people don't even want to play with it because hitting the cervix is not comfortable. I was born to bottom why even have it.
Yeah. I'm a penis enjoyer but not a penis haver but still.
Not yet
Ok, mate, i'm pulling up. Just say where to
I feel like there was a joke here, but after writing "licked" the artist entirely forgot they were supposed to be writing about yoghurt.
One quick web search later...
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/n90roy/who_can_relate/
17 Comments
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 127d
Lmao, you're average yogurt
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 127d
Wow I discovered I am a human equivalent of a yogurt! Just don't throw me away after :p
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 127d
Time to scoop your insides out with a spoon
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 127d
I hadn't thought about that ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 126d
that sounds hotter than it should
tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 127d
Who doesn’t? *exhales sadly*
(never tried if getting topped really works for me, but I like the thought of taking a closer look at someperson’s bedsheets)
TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 127d
Doms
tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 126d
And we are glad they exist. (Even though I don’t think topping is inherintly dom)
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
This is such a cute message
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 127d
It's what I want but not what everyone else wants for/from me
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 127d
the curse of having a very large penis. everyone wants to play with it, but no one considers if I want to play with it...
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 127d
god so much this.
the real worst part is when people don't even want to play with it because hitting the cervix is not comfortable. I was born to bottom why even have it.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 127d
Yeah. I'm a penis enjoyer but not a penis haver but still.
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 127d
Not yet
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
Ok, mate, i'm pulling up. Just say where to
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
I feel like there was a joke here, but after writing "licked" the artist entirely forgot they were supposed to be writing about yoghurt.
Slashme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
One quick web search later...
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/n90roy/who_can_relate/