c/bicycling · by AngelikaMerkel@feddit.org · 106d

‘Half the peloton is ill’: cowpats blamed as cyclists fall sick after race in Belgium

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/may/06/cowpats-blamed-cyclists-fall-sick-after-race-in-belgium-ardenne-classic

26 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 106d (6 replies)

Uh.. Bullshit?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 106d (5 replies)

No, cow shit.

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 106d (4 replies)

So we're just going to steer this conversation into a pun thread?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 106d (3 replies)

Na, that would be udderly ridiculous.

yesterday@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 106d (2 replies)

Still, I’d like to milk it for all it’s worth

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 106d (1 reply)

We could have an abondance of puns! Don't use too many though or you'll be freisian out other people from contributing and it will become a boran post.

Sorry, I'll show myself out, don't want to go on for dulong.

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d

I got no beef with the mods. Ill put it down if i have to.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 106d (1 reply)

with wet roads causing excrement to be splashed on to riders.

UCI gonna mandate mudguard next.

ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 106d

Then they'll get turned into aero fairings! It's evolution baby.