She is innocent!

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Ftumch@lemmy.today · 42 pts · 107d

Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 107d (8 replies)

nitrates bad for kitty

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 107d (3 replies)

It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 107d (2 replies)

Sounds something a cat would say :3

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Sounds like something a milk wouldn't say 🤔

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d

🐄 🥛 "sir we have been compromised"

ickplant@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.

https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 107d

also not good for humans.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 107d

Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that's why.

Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 107d

This is why he is theif

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 107d

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 107d

Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d (1 reply)

She cannot be the hot dog thief because she's a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 107d

Smol Goodman, attorney at law

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 107d

I'm sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.

determinist@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 107d

hot dog returner

rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 107d

Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.

stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 107d

They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.

FiveTimbers@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Goddammit Donut!

miraclerandy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’

PositiveNoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 107d

You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 107d

What this? I have a lip growth...is it noticeable? you feel bad now?

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 107d

Named Lorena?

DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 107d

Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 107d

I saw nothing.