Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.

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synapse1278@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 117d (8 replies)

Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !

bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 117d (1 reply)

I always thought the line was "ketchup on the table"

fascicle@leminal.space · 7 pts · 116d

I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie

Klear@quokk.au · 15 pts · 116d (2 replies)
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 116d

I'm SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know it's a common reference

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 116d

I AM THE TABLE!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 116d

YOUWANTEDTO!!!

mosspiglet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 116d

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 116d

Hereyougocreateanother FABLE!

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 13 pts · 116d (5 replies)

Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.

Those were the daaaaays

ElJefe@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 116d (2 replies)

Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 116d

YOU WANTED TO!

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 116d

Inquiring minds need to know!

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 116d

loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlocked

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 116d

Back when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.

Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!

bright@piefed.social · 12 pts · 116d

YOU WANTED TO!

Krusty@quokk.au · 10 pts · 116d

Wake up!

Grab a Duff and put on makeup!

Hide the donuts on the table!

Here comes Flanders with a Bible!

I don’t think you trust… In my ... self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 116d

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 116d

Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3

circlescience@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 116d

In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day