Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser

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28 Comments

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 120d (6 replies)

Should dispense gushers

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 120d (5 replies)

Kinda ironic considering he probably never made a woman gush in his life.

Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 120d (3 replies)

Well we know Ben Shapiro hasn't

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Hey his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina is diseased.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d

Deceased?

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 120d

Imagine announcing what he announced to prove how smart you are.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 120d

OMG yum! I live for being pissed on! That's how you can tell that I voted for Karmala.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 120d (3 replies)

The only thing that bothers me about this is that pez dispensers don't dispense whole packs of candy.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 120d

That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 120d (1 reply)

I think this style of giant pez dispenser does.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d

Oh I did not wven know these existed. When I think of pez dispensers I think of the regular ones.

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 26 pts · 120d (2 replies)

This is just awful, why would you post something so sick?

Individually wrapped PEZ??

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 120d

So wasteful

NABDad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 120d

There are extra large Pez dispensers that eject full rolls of Pez candy.

For example:

https://ebay.us/m/vEbHUV

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 120d

face too big

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 120d

Why does that cartoon face look far more human than his real face?

non@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 120d (2 replies)

I hope it’s red syrup flavour.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Nope, human blood.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d

Mine must be old cause it just tastes like pennies

OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 120d

Some people best serve this world by leaving it. Burn in hell, Kirk.

ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 120d

Why are his eyes so close together?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d

I always expected the fruitiness inside to eventually come out of him, but not like this.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 120d

Did he ever talk about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 120d

That's not how pez dispensers are supposed to work...

TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 120d

Poor Charlie, always getting it in the neck.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 120d

It's funny because he's dead.

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 120d

That Pez cartridge should be bullet shaped.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d

This is so devious.