RFK Jr. advices everyone to stock up on dead raccoon penisses, bleach and horse laxatives. Also everyone should increase their immune system by swimming in feces. If you get sick, it's because you're weak and because you want to be sick. A positive vibe would be enough to stay healthy. If you die anyway, you didn't try enough. If all of the above fails, you should just have a lot of money.
I gotta say I do miss having a president that could come out and give like an 8th grade level of explanation for shit. Not just "oh uhhh damn thats... no its fine probably"
My professors said the best nurse educators (people who sit down with the patient to explain stuff like how to take their own blood sugar) can write and present at a fifth grade level. I'm extra hamstrung because in psychiatry you take that existing average American reading level and apply it to someone who's also either panicked, pissed off, grieving, or preoccupied with a hallucination, delusion, or compulsion. I got a compliment the other day though for explaining why a drug level needed to be drawn at a specific time relative to the next dose so! <3
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velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 112 pts · 112d
....did ABC really put it as "hentaivirus" in the title?
ceenote@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 112d
The article is from yesterday, so if they did they've corrected it by now.
gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 112d
Posting misinformation is acceptable behavior in a shitposting comm, so this could be a photoshop
I feel like the real question to ask in these situations is whether or not it matters whether it's "real" or not
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 112d
It would've been a little extra funny if ABC really had misspelled it though lol
gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 112d
Maybe they did! People believe more unlikely things to make themselves feel better all the time
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 112d
To quote the timeless film Angels In The Outfield, “It could happen”.
Steve@communick.news · 56 pts · 112d
I wasn't that worried...
Now I am.
sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 112d
No mask will save us from this new virus.
marcos@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 112d
Actually, do wear masks when dealing with dry organic material that may include animal feces. It helps.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 112d
You're right of course, but when it comes to hentai, I'm more concerned about it trying to sneak up my pant-leg. 😉
marcos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 112d
Oh, right, I was thinking of the wrong virus.
Steve@communick.news · 6 pts · 112d
A self contained diving rebreather will work.
That's a mask with extra steps.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 111d
I really think it'll be ok. Unless it mutates in really inconvenient ways that is.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 112d
The hentaivirus:
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 112d
Pretty much the COVID strategy from the first Trump administration.
Shrubbery@piefed.social · 6 pts · 112d
It'll go away with the heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yOv4PwttM
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 112d
Nyaa~
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 112d
lulz
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 112d
RFK Jr. advices everyone to stock up on dead raccoon penisses, bleach and horse laxatives. Also everyone should increase their immune system by swimming in feces. If you get sick, it's because you're weak and because you want to be sick. A positive vibe would be enough to stay healthy. If you die anyway, you didn't try enough. If all of the above fails, you should just have a lot of money.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 112d
All you have to do is stay away from people that look pixelated
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 7 pts · 111d
And tentacles. Best stay inland and away from aquariums and seafood.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 111d
“What are you doing stepoctopus?”
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 8 pts · 111d
I gotta say I do miss having a president that could come out and give like an 8th grade level of explanation for shit. Not just "oh uhhh damn thats... no its fine probably"
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 111d
My professors said the best nurse educators (people who sit down with the patient to explain stuff like how to take their own blood sugar) can write and present at a fifth grade level. I'm extra hamstrung because in psychiatry you take that existing average American reading level and apply it to someone who's also either panicked, pissed off, grieving, or preoccupied with a hallucination, delusion, or compulsion. I got a compliment the other day though for explaining why a drug level needed to be drawn at a specific time relative to the next dose so! <3
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 82d
Whole things gonna blow over by Easter. You'll see.