glizzy rule

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19 Comments

i have sent an intercontinental ballistic missile a to your exact coordinates

the police need to know your coordinates right now.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 8 pts · 129d (3 replies)

This is why we should build a wall around the US and never let them out again.

possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Have you seen a Fransk hotdog? You just know some bricked up Dane has fucked one of those buns.

I looked up Franks hotdog... wow they look delicious

And I also...uhm... ::: spoiler spoiler 🥵 :::

Licking the thick cream out of the warm hole after you've consumed the sausage is one of the greatest pleasures known to man

Almacca@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 129d (2 replies)

I'll take two.

C’mon, you know you can fit more 😏

one in front and one in back and one where?

Great way to protect your teeth, simply deepthroat the glizzy and inhale the sugary liquid

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

No.

game changer moment

So that’s, what they meant with edible straws

Oh great, just when I’m trying to cut back on meats.

alapakala@quokk.au · 1 pts · 127d

Real ones are more delightful to wake up to😋