Don't fuck with a working man's lunch.

My ex-wife, after an argument the previous night, packed my lunch for me the next day, and that lazy "see you next Tuesday" NEVER packed my lunch, so I should have suspected something. She had put about 1/4 inch of mayo and mustard on it (actually I think it was Miracle Whip). I took a bite and spit it out. For a second I considered wiping it off, but instead I tossed both sandwiches in the trash and headed out to Taco Bell. She couldn't fucking stand for me to spend money on myself without her getting something, even if was just leftovers. When I got home at midnight, she was waiting for me at the door with a smug smile: "So, did you enjoy your lunch?'"

"Yes, I did," smiling back, "I had Taco Bell." wiping the smug smile right off of her cunt face.

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20 Comments

UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip · 45 pts · 89d

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

mech@feddit.org · 19 pts · 89d

I'm glad for both you and your ex-wife that you got away from your shitty partners.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Cringe

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · -11 pts · 89d

Should I have marked it NSFT for you little tw*ts?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 89d (3 replies)

Your wife packs your lunch? Lol

winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 89d

Mine does every day I go to work. She is amazing and I love her

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · -8 pts · 89d (1 reply)

I swear lemmings are dumber than redditors. If you read the post, I said she NEVER packed my lunch.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 89d

You are just easy to engage

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 89d (2 replies)

Just get a divorce.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 89d

My ex-wife

Sounds like they figured that one out already.

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 89d

I did preface it with "my ex-wife"...

froh42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 88d

You deserved each other.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 89d (7 replies)

Sounds like a pretty harmless prank. Way to overreact.

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · -17 pts · 89d (6 replies)

I over-reacted by... buying my own lunch? I bet you're fun at parties. You sound like one of those assholes who like to prank people, but throws a fucking hissy-fit when the same is done them.

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 89d (4 replies)

You over-reacted by making this post, whining about it, and calling her a cunt.

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · -8 pts · 89d (3 replies)
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trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 88d (1 reply)

You have no idea which generation I am

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 0 pts · 88d
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Decoy321@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d

See rule 1.

hateisreality@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 89d

Dude she might have been the biggest pain in the world to you, and I have dated my share of difficult people (whilst being difficult myself probably).

Calling her a cunt says so much more about you than your ex to all of us reading on here.

So congratulations on both of you getting away from a toxic relationship

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 88d

finally someone with a homeserver that fits them

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 88d

What is this ?