Ah yes, a chip from the nation with the most advanced hackin’ prowess pretty much in the world, who have developed and deployed zero click self-covering iPhone root exploits that could just be texted to someone to activate. Exactly where I want my chips to be made! Absolutely no chance at a backdoor there.
All the major non-Chinese CPU developers (Intel, AMD, Arm and Apple) have chip design engineers in Israel. This has been going on for a long time (the Intel 8087 numeric coprocessor, from around 1980, was designed in Israel, and has the engineer’s Hebrew initials on the die).
How is this not satire? This is suppose to be satire.
I’m sticking with an SE3 running iOS 17 until it’s completely irreparable and then I’m leaving the Apple ecosystem for good.
Because of the Trump support, I pledged to only buy secondhand Apple hardware so Apple didn’t get any more money from me. Before that, I cut all Apple services including paid iCloud because of Hong Kong.
You did it, Tim Cook, you made me hate the best computers and devices I’ve ever used.
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 79 pts · 120d
Ah yes, a chip from the nation with the most advanced hackin’ prowess pretty much in the world, who have developed and deployed zero click self-covering iPhone root exploits that could just be texted to someone to activate. Exactly where I want my chips to be made! Absolutely no chance at a backdoor there.
(I critique this as a long-time iOS user…)
baines@lemmy.cafe · 39 pts · 120d
can i get the iphone without the literally exploding back door
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 120d
Apple:
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 120d
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 31 pts · 120d
All the major non-Chinese CPU developers (Intel, AMD, Arm and Apple) have chip design engineers in Israel. This has been going on for a long time (the Intel 8087 numeric coprocessor, from around 1980, was designed in Israel, and has the engineer’s Hebrew initials on the die).
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 120d
Me thinks some things have changed for the worse between then and now.
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 10 pts · 120d
I mean the magnitude of the thing has changed, but Israel has always been an immoral place to source goods and services from.
WiseScorpio@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 120d
Great; does it blow up in my pants if I say something remotely pro-Gaza?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 120d
How is this not satire? This is suppose to be satire.
I’m sticking with an SE3 running iOS 17 until it’s completely irreparable and then I’m leaving the Apple ecosystem for good.
Because of the Trump support, I pledged to only buy secondhand Apple hardware so Apple didn’t get any more money from me. Before that, I cut all Apple services including paid iCloud because of Hong Kong.
You did it, Tim Cook, you made me hate the best computers and devices I’ve ever used.
smeg@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 120d
Switch to a Fairphone with /e/os. Ethically sourced components, replaceable parts. Privacy focused OS. No built-in Google dependencies.
And the homescreen looks and behaves much like iOS.
It's what I'm using right now.
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 120d
You can change the homescreen!
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 120d
Of course they are. Game knows game, and evil knows evil.
The people who brought you the disaster that is iOS 26, say hold my beer and watch this.
Krusty@quokk.au · -1 pts · 120d