How your dad looks at you when you don't want to help him move 10,000 Pounds of dirt at 6AM on a Sunday:

Dad's response, "Would you prefer 4AM? Because I'd like to get an early start."

YTA, get out and do that shit

Carl...Look at me Carl.

Same but it’s just a giant pile of mulch in someone’s driveway that he wants to shovel into bags that he’s gonna fill his car with

Isn’t that Justin from TOOL?

What like 5 yards? Cmon... That ain't that bad.. (proceeds to leave you out of commission at the start of your week)

Lets see of you can toot that clarinet the Monty Python way...