wriggidy wrekt

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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 132d (2 replies)

"Nothing personal kid, I just hate kids."

valar@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 132d (1 reply)

*teleports behind u*

BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

Nani !

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 132d (2 replies)

"Who the fuck brought this little shit? Isn't this a professional dig? What, does the bad lands have packs of homeless proto-Cartmans just patrolling the dust?!?"

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d

I think he's just backup for the triangle-standers there to support Grant and Sattler, but you can see all 6 of them standing in perfect form, so the poor kid probably just got bored waiting for one of them to go to the bathroom. He was supposed to have tarp ready in case of a random windstorm or helicopter, but that almost never happens so instead he was just daydreaming about giant chickens.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 131d

One or both parents are working the dog, and summer vacation comes up?

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 132d (2 replies)
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 132d (1 reply)

The leap from this to training them like dogs in the sequel ...

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 131d

At least dogs are animals. The rest of the dinos are treated like movie monsters.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 132d (5 replies)

He is every boomer wish fulfilled.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 132d (3 replies)

Wanting to hangout with a hot blonde digging for dinosaur bones all day? Guess that makes me a boomer

roundup5381@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 132d

Sign me up for an AARP card and charge my hover-round.

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Can remove either blonde or dinosaurs from the equation and it's still a win.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 132d

Agreed

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 131d

At the beginning of the film he totally is.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 132d (4 replies)

Keeps incredibly rare fossil in pocket for the singular purpose of threatening children

Throws away incredibly rare fossil because it's the natural diamond version of lab grown toenails from a rude GMO frog

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 132d (2 replies)

Perhaps it was a plaster cast replica of the real fossil itself.

dustyData@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Most likely. Some fossils are, although very hard, rather brittle as well.

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 127d

although hard

Hardness implies brittleness. Knives aren't so hard that they never need sharpening because if they were, they would shatter when dropped

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 131d

The claw is actually such a powerful visual metaphor. At the beginning of the film he's defensive and hostile to children. He's an old grumpy man. A dinosaur if you will, but through the events of the film he becomes something altogether different. He evolves, and because of those changes he doesn't need his defenses anymore. Him not being married to Dr. Sadler in the 3rd movie is such a slap in the face of his arc in Jurassic Park.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 132d (5 replies)

The kid’s right though. The raptor is about the size of a turkey and Dr Alan Grant is a fraud trying to cover a kiwi accent.

edg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 131d (2 replies)

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 127d

The dino the book and film were based on was utahraptor, they called it velociraptor because it's a better name

DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 124d

"Red-blooded American"

Color blind?

halferect@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Still probably fuck that kid up

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 131d

Or end up on the run from the cops with him

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 132d

"And even the word "raptor" means... "Bird of prey""

The line delivery of so much of this film is stuck in my head.