Call Grandma, we're meetin' at the shitter!

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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 97d (5 replies)

Gather for the ceremonial Cutting Of The Log, featuring our treasured Poop Knife

over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d (4 replies)

Poop knife is so last decade, we use a poop saw these days.

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 96d (3 replies)

so outdated, you don't even have a poop water jet cutter yet?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d (2 replies)

We tried one once, but it made too much of a mess. So did the saw..

So we opened the valve up to steady flowing water, no longer a water jet, and attached it to the saw to rinse it off while in use. Rubber gloves highly recommended, electricity bites hard yo..

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d

Y'all laugh but getting an insinkerator installed on my shitter was life changing. No more poop saw mess. No more running for the poop knife. Just push a button and everything goes brrr

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d

truth, you just really need to get a bum hose with adjustable pressure. get it on low (so it doesn't have splashback) and just erode it in the middle if it's that long. or just increase the flow on the bum hose a little (still no splashback) and give the flush a little extra push.

also, on the plus you get a (cold water) bidet.

i really recommend going all the way to a warm water washlet though. icy cheeks in the middle of the night at midwinter (like hell I'm smearing shit between my cheeks after a midnight loaf pinch) is a special kind of hell. a warm pucker on that night, well, let's just say i'm getting dopamines just thinking about it.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d (1 reply)

I need this sign since every time I go take a shit my wife and cat decide to have an all hands meeting.

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 96d

Oof, I hope it's not a stand up!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d (1 reply)

I've actually started doing this via thrifting. It's fun to look for just the wrong sign.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 95d

is that how that twitter trend started a few years back ?

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 96d (2 replies)

Everything else in that toilet room says that it's a public facility. It's got an anti germ PSA poster on the wall reminding people to wash their hands, it's got commercial grade soap and toilet paper, even the toilet is a public toilet not the kind you see in a house.

mosspiglet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d (1 reply)

It's a staff bathroom in a hospital. Baffling design choice.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d

🤣 Thanks for explaining. Yeah if I were you and felt strongly enough about it, I would secretly replace that banner with something more appropriate to the setting.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d (2 replies)

Family and friends gather here

FTFY

mosspiglet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d (1 reply)

And you can drop off the kids any time

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 96d

Send the Browns to the superbowl.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d

From RFK's bathroom:

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d

oh gross. that's white, too. right next to the ADA handrail and soap and everything. raise it four fucking inches.

i recognize that bathroom from my childhood. that's a care facility. there shouldn't even be fabric right there.