Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk has been charged with harassing and attempting to harass an endangered Hawaiian monk seal, in violation of the Endangered Species Act and Marine Mammal Protection Act.
The 38 year-old from Covington was detained by National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration special agents on Wednesday near Seattle.
15 Comments
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 99d
He's going to regret saying that he doesn't care about a fine when it comes time for the judge to decide whether or not he needs jail time.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
Jokes on him. In Hawaii the judges are all monk seals.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 1 pts · 99d
Lex Somali?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 99d
I hope they throw the rock at him.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
Why? Just why?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 99d
Looks drunk...and stupid.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
FAS.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Took me way too long to figure out the acronym. Was going to comment the same.
Yolotan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 99d
Fucking ASshole?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder
TheMadIrishman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 99d
FAFO.
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 99d
TIL the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has special agents.
Mirshe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 99d
Most agencies do have some form of enforcement arm. The ones that don't get stuff to do that often do not fuck around.
Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 99d
My brain deleted the word seal from that sentence and I was stuck by the dual thoughts of "man that guy is a dick" and "how can monks be endangered?"
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 99d