Mom and Dad said "Eh, I guess we'll take the stray"

Ruined relationship with stupid comments like this with my little brother. I thought we were both having a laugh rubbing each other, I’d take it all back in an instant.

The dustbin would’ve been nice, according to my brother, I was found in a toilet.

I used to tell my sister she was removed like a tumor, since she was a c-section baby.

One of the few "nobody" memes that kinda works.