UK internet laws in 2026 be like:“Please verify your age before using this calculator.”

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Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 110d (10 replies)

Yeah, age verification is ruining the internet!

blatantly uses ai slop to make a joke image that could have been made better in 5 minutes of photoshop

carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 109d (2 replies)

A button on the calculator which looks like a square root symbol whose top bar is the top of a letter Z

zquare root

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 109d

Ok so you might now have made it to abstract math, but I did, and I’m not buying another calculator without that function!

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 109d

This looks like one of the Dr. Seuss letters.

Zombie@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Your calculators don't have the 1 2 3 4 6 8 9 keypad?

All our calculators have had the 5 and 7 keys missing for years to get us to do more maths while we do our maths. That's how you be more productive with the same product!

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 109d (2 replies)

The 00 button really makes writing large numbers faster

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 109d

Reminds me of sun Microsystems, which got contracts to sell calculators to schools because of their support for Vietnam in the war.

Edits: not that anyone is going to see this but now that I think of it it might be not Sun Microsystems but Texas Instruments.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 109d

Hey at least it has the full two bars!

Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 110d

FEGDEROAD

frosch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 110d

HO/D

cookiecoookie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 109d

Proton ftw... Right guys?

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d

Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 109d (1 reply)

"If you import a TI-84 from the US to get around age verification, you're helping a paedophile harm children."

-Kier Starmer, probably

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 109d

Or harming Israel, his reason for being.

MattBlackAlien@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

Something, something 5318008 ?

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 109d

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THANK YOU. PROCEED

alt_xa_23@midwest.social · 0 pts · 109d

New personality test: top division key or bottom division key