I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
26 Comments
Coldgoron@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y
Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Don't you want inflated dick waffles though?
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one · 41 pts · 2y
Best $575.99 I've ever spent
solidgrue@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y
(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
dear penis
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
You can’t put a price on your hap-penis!
BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one · 34 pts · 2y
Why is it industrial, lmao?
I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
There is definitely a market for this.
Gork@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.
Aremel@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price
troybot@midwest.social · 14 pts · 2y
Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Already been done in Toronto.
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/
RickAllensLeftArm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
boeman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
The twat waffle
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2y
This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.
Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.
gigachad@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know, right... that's why I just got this less expensive model and only paid $21.45 a month for 1 year.
TheKarion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.
June@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
LIES! It's only $227
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Custoslibera@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
How can there possibly be enough demand for commercial production of a product like this?
Do gay day clubs serve a buffet breakfast?
helmet91@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.