c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 122dHope my birth control works 79 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 122d
Not every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 122d
So you assume it was not triple in one hole? Beginner error
xkbx@startrek.website · 14 pts · 122d
oh and what are your credentials?
exu@feditown.com · 42 pts · 122d
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 122d
Of course, a public key. You effing leftists. I only post private keys.
mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud · 6 pts · 122d
Oh, can I get a high resolution pic of your front door key as well?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 122d
Some videos I found.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 122d
Can't take no chances. Better safe than sorry.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 119d
Maybe it was series, instead of parallel
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 15 pts · 122d
Congrats on the tp
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 122d
Thanks. Charmin was definitely the right move.
phar@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 122d
The different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.
devaly@ani.social · 6 pts · 122d
Did you return them to the shelter afterwards?
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 122d
Next time consider an orderly queue and a "please deposit DNA sample here" sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.
this_jury_is_hung@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d
I mean, is that not what they all did?
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 122d
👍
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 122d
wildtamaskan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 122d
Surprise Baby Roulette!